The Chambermaid of Elsinore

A Silly Sonnette by Izzy Sommers


Methinks the governor of Elsinore
Adored the chambermaid from Corridor
Who loved the Spanish born Conquistador
Who yearned for Isidore, the Matador.

Suffice to say, one moonlit night of love,
The super novas, brightly from above
Shone for a busy Izzy’s turtle dove
When Ellsinore’s maid made a little shove.

The maid, whose name, Penelope entranced
The Governor who did a whirling dance,
Removing all his clothes when Penny pranced
With her Conquistador in Paris, France.

The maid was made by every man who dared
To pay high homage to the scared old Laird.


THE END



© Izzy Sommers, MD
Welland, Canada
June 2, 2009